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Grand day for America, sad day for California [Nov. 5th, 2008|09:20 am]
Bodyguard Yoshi
[Current Mood |aggravatedaggravated]

Certainly doesn't feel like such a victory here in California for the sane people of the country. Yeah we got Obama, but with 96% of the precincts reporting Yes on 8 winning, hope is quite lost.

It shouldn't even be on the ballot, it's a basic human right and would be the same as banning the right to free speech, religion, and press.

Think of it this way. If YOU wanted to marry your girlfriend or boyfriend in your STRAIGHT marriage, but some chunk of religious assholes said "No, and now we made it a law." what would you say?

Fuck you, is what I say.

It's clear we still can't separate church and state in even the most liberal of states. So yes, if you supported Prop 8, I know you're going to burn in hell, and I'll help you get there.
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(no subject) [Jun. 6th, 2007|12:14 am]
Bodyguard Yoshi
[Current Mood |mellowmellow]

I don't mind the sun sometimes; the images it shows.
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.
Cinnamon and sugary, and softly spoken lies.
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes...
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Gay Marriage is wrong! [May. 10th, 2007|02:41 am]
Bodyguard Yoshi
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Bahahahahaha <3
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My regards to VT, but seriously folks... [Apr. 17th, 2007|02:49 am]
Bodyguard Yoshi
Shut the fuck up about gun control.

Are people really so thick as to use something like this as saying "OMFG LOOK SEE IF MOAR OF THEM HAD GUNS THEN MAYBE THE GUY WULD HAVE DIED BEFORE 32 OTHER DID :DDDDDDDDD" Please.

Look at things clearly before you say something like that. We'll take a few things into account here.

1. Classes were not cancelled, why?
2. Classes were not cancelled, why?
3. Classes were not cancelled, why?
4. The gunman chained the doors to the hall closed.
5. Just because YOU are responsible with a gun doesn't mean EVERYONE is.
6. 80% of America is fucking stupid.
7. Statistics surrounding an OPINION-BASED argument are ALWAYS counterable, either by opposing statistic or dumb logic, making them 100% IRRELEVANT.
8. Giving more people guns is a re-motherfucking-tarded idea.
9. Trying to stop people from getting guns is a hopeless war.

Look you guys. I'm getting sick of hearing people using themselves are "TEH PERFECT EXAMPLE OF Y GUNS SHULD BE CARRIED EVERYWHAR LOL" I don't give a shit if you own a billion guns. I don't give a shit if you feel safer with them. I don't give a shit if your gun will kill an intruder faster than the 2 swords and 3 knives in my room. I don't give a shit if you can bullseye a target from 200 yards. If you have a gun, you're dangerous, and I'm going the stay the flying hell away from you. I feel fine around a police officer because they are law enforcement. YOU ARE NOT LAW ENFORCEMENT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE TRAINED WITH FIREARMS. NO ONE IS LAW ENFORCEMENT BECAUSE THEY CAN STAY CALM IN A HEATED SITUATION AND KILL SOMEONE.

I've heard people say that even if just a few weapons-trained students were on campus, this could have been avoided. Well you're A. Assuming one of those FEW students were inside that specific building at that specific time. And B. Wouldn't have been shot first. I don't give a shit if he's trained and he can pop out of a wall and shoot accurately, all it takes is a shot in the arm and he's a worthless bitch. Plus, you also add the chance of giving the shooter MORE ammo and weapons, HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY! Show me your statistics and sotries of how concealed weapons lower crime, I'll show you the statistics of motherfucking L.A. where EVERYONE has a concealed firearm on them, permit or not.

As for the other people saying "WE NED MOAR LAWS! IF HE DIDN'T CARRY IT THEN NOT HAPPEN!" Well, um, hate to break it to you sweetypumpkin, but it's already ILLEGAL and the cause for JAIL TIME if you carry a concealed weapon without a permit ANYWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES. Do you think anyone gives a SHIT that it's illegal? Don't you ever stop to think that there's those guys that go through all the training and permits as whatever you can throw at them and just buy guns and sell them to others just to make money? You aren't going to stop Americans from getting guns, sorry. We'll fly to other fucking COUNTRIES if we have to and sneak them in.

Here's the truth about gun control. Gun control is like politics, like religion.

THERE
IS
NO
RIGHT
ANSWER.

Everyone has their own 100% legitimate facts, stats, historical reference, and whatever they can dig up. There will ALWAYS be a bad side about giving more people guns, trained or not. There will ALWAYS be a bad side to trying to make it harder to get guns. You people will never win your fucking fight. Shut up about it and actually think of this as a tragedy. Shut the fuck up and think for a minute that these people are DEAD and NOTHING you can say will ever change that. You will NEVER prevent this from happening by giving more people guns, you will NEVER prevent this by trying to take them away. People will always have guns, people will always go rampant and kill others, and the ONLY thing that can stop them is RESPONSIBLE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS AND PROPER LAW ENFORCEMENT ACTION.

My sorrows to all the families involved in this.
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(no subject) [Nov. 21st, 2006|03:13 am]
Bodyguard Yoshi
After camping for 8 hours on Sunday morning (1am - 9am) and waiting an extra 40 minutes to actually hold my Wii (ROFL), I'm happy to say I got one :D

I'm unhappy to learn not many of my friends have one D: I'm even more unhappy to hear they can't connect it! DDD:

Connect your Wii's (ROFL) and gimme your Wii number!(DOUBLE ROFL) Then our Mii's can mingle and we can send notes and cool stuffs! Mii Parade! Post numbers as comments :D

Mine: 0633 2429 1174 9224

There are many puns in this entry :3
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Arashi No Yoru Ni (Stormy Night) [Oct. 17th, 2006|06:13 pm]
Bodyguard Yoshi
DO NOT START THIS WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO TO BED, YOU WILL BE ADDICTED AND UP SLEEP DEPRIVED AS I DID.

That out of the way >.> Wookie posted a rather awesome movie in his FA journal last night. I'm completely addicted now. Someone's uploaded the movie in 11 parts onto YouTube. 'S about a goat and a wolf that make friends with each other in a barn on a stormy night. Their code for meeting the next day is "One Stormy Night." Needless to say, after they get over the shock of who they are, they become wicked good friends. Their respective herds find out and a lot of trouble starts, so they run away. Very heart warming and very touching, I've cried everytime I watch it ;.; Don't worry though, it's not a sad ending, it's a very happy ending <3

Wookie put it best, "Okay, it's overly cute with a message that kind'a hits you over the head a little too hard but the animation and characters are just SO charming, I couldn't help but enjoy it."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj3m1oJwTQE&mode=related&search=

It'll take you at least 2 hours to get through this, so watch it when you've got 2 hours to spare :D

I had to share the love <3
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(no subject) [Sep. 4th, 2006|01:23 am]
Bodyguard Yoshi
Let us please have a moment of silence for the friendliest, coolest wildlife guy on t.v.

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R.I.P. Steve Irwin.
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(no subject) [Sep. 2nd, 2006|05:04 pm]
Bodyguard Yoshi
The radar guns on police vehicles are broken I swear.
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MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES [Aug. 18th, 2006|12:16 pm]
Bodyguard Yoshi
Yeah, I took my brother to see Snakes on a Plane last night at 10 :) the sneak preview show x3 OMG that was so fun. The ENITRE theatre was into it. We walked into the auditorium and stewardesses greated us "Welcome to Flight 121!" and they had Snakes on a Plane earrings in. About 5 minutes before the show started they walking into the theatre and called attention. They went through the entire plane emergency speech for us, and told us if there happen to be snakes on the plane, to call the local Samuel L. Jackson. Then some black guy lookin like him walked out and everyone was like "FUCK YEAH! WOOOOO" xD Damn theatre was packed too, holy crap. People were screamin and cheering when the title rolled in, we all went nuts when the h=chick tit got bitten, and I think everyone felt the pain of the guy that gets his entire cock engulfed by one xD Venom in the dick, not fun. And then.. the line.

"THAT'S IT! I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!" and the audience went nuts. I couldn't even hear what he said next we were all cheering so loud. It was such great fun.

As for the movie itself, WHAT THE FUCK xD That movie.. oh my god it was far too bloody and raunchy than was called for. I mean seeing dead people all swollen and bloody from the venom is one thing, but watching people pull long chunk of glass out of their neck, people getting stilleto's broken off in their ear, and eyes foaming from venom? What the hell man. And it was SO fuckin hokey at times, the plot wasn't developed enough, and far too much death.

I loved it. Go see the fuckin movie, tonight if you can, while we got crowds of people seeing it for the first time, people that have been DIEING to see it. Do it, I had a great time :D
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(no subject) [Aug. 17th, 2006|06:47 pm]
Bodyguard Yoshi
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Yes, that means every single episode.

Suck it bitches.

LUV :D (cause lessthanthree is broken)
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